05 September 2008

Palin Switched Colleges 6 Times in 6 Years

Gov. Palin's resume just keeps getting better. And by better I mean oh my god. First we learn that Palin's relevant experience consists of less than two years as Alaska Governor and service as Mayor of Wasilla, a town of 7,000 that she left $20 million in debt (that's $3,000 per resident.) Then we learn that she's under investigation by Alaska's GOP-controlled legislature for possible ethics violations. Then we learn that she was actually for the famed 'Bridge to Nowhere' before she was against it. Then we learn that she believes the prosecution of the Iraq War and the construction of an Alaska gas pipeline to be tasks ordained by God. Then we find out that she picked up her religious fanaticism from her radical pastor, who preaches, among other things, that the hottest part of hell is reserved for critics of President Bush and the 59 million Americans who voted for John Kerry.

And now the news off the wire is that Palin attended 6 colleges in 6 years en route to a bachelor's degree in journalism from the University of Idaho. Fortunately for Palin, federal privacy laws prohibit the schools from disclosing her grades. Okay, now swallow your coffee or food. Ready? She left her first college, the University of Hawaii at Hilo, after only a few weeks because it rained too much. I mean come on, this isn't funny anymore. Is this really the best the GOP can do for Vice President of the United States?

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